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[抽菸笑話] 你吸菸嗎?
分類:笑話趣聞
michael(Michael) | 2007/9/5 上午 12:43:25




有男生吸菸被告密,老師一一叫來談心:
第一個男生如實承認被很K一通;回到寢室後說:
哥們,我一個人都承擔了,你們去時可千萬別認。

〔場景一〕
老師:老實說你吸菸嗎?
男生甲:不吸。
老師:不吸?嗯,吃根薯條吧。
男生甲很自然的伸出兩根手指夾著接過來……

〔場景二〕
老師:吸菸嗎?
男生乙:不吸。
老師:不吸?嗯,吃根薯條吧。
男生乙由於聽到甲的情況所以很小心地接過了薯條
老師:不沾點番茄醬嗎?
乙一不小心沾多了於是馬上用兩根手指彈了彈———
老師:不吸???彈菸灰的姿勢很熟練嘛。叫家長來……

〔場景三〕
老師:吸菸嗎?
男生丙:不吸。
老師:不吸?好,吃根薯條吧。
男生丙因有前面兩個例子很小心地流著汗吃完了薯條。
老師:不給同學帶根回去嗎?
男生丙接過薯條後順手就夾在耳朵上……

〔場景四〕
老師:吸菸嗎?
男生丁:不吸。
老師:很好。吃根薯條吧。
男生丁心驚膽顫地吃完了薯條,又把薯條放到了上衣袋裡。
老師突然大喊一聲:校長來了。
男生丁趕忙從口袋裡取出薯條扔在地上,用腳使勁地踩了踩……

〔場景五〕
老師:吸菸嗎?
男生:不吸。
老師:很好。吃根薯條吧。
男生剛拿著薯條,
老師說:不請我吃嗎。
男生趕忙從雙手遞過薯條,然後掏出打火機……

〔場景六〕
老師:吸菸嗎?
男生:不吸。
老師:很好。吃根薯條吧。
男生心驚膽顫的吃完了薯條,又把薯條放到了上衣袋裡。
老師突然大喊一聲:校長來了。
男生已手心冒汗低頭說道:校長您好!
老師:校長會聞到你嘴裡的味道的。
男生從口袋中掏出薯條:安啦,還在這呢,火都還沒點……

〔場景七〕
老師:你到底吸不吸菸?
男生:向上帝保證,絕對不吸。
老師:真的不吸?好,來吃根薯條吧。
男生:非常自然接過薯條吃個干淨。
老師:真是個好孩子,你一般喜歡什麼牌子的薯條呢?
男生:(得意忘形)七星淡菸……


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